Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Treebeard Rap

Treebeard's off to germinate big brown trunk will pollinate rap

Birches he will impregnate. No Roots-He just wants to mate rap

Lord of The Rings Treebeard rap comic

Sprouting wood ten feet tall comic Quills and Frills

Got Dem Ent Wives On Booty Call Lord Of the Rings parody rap

Long ass stamen is pollen. Fertilizes a forest and keeps on ballin' parody rap


  1. Woah! Completely new level of bad-ass here.

  2. I just laughed so hard I cried and no sound came out.

  3. I am willing to forgo biology to accept this much more awesome tree world!

  4. That was a fun filled 5 minutes =)